If you’re bored, there are solutions. Drugs are seen as today’s problems, but why do they have to be. That’s the unnecessary war on drugs. When white people do them, it’s a health problem, and when black people do them, it’s a crime issue. Let’s make it acceptable to do all drugs, because that’s the point, right? Do them, and this shall set everyone free! I would not recommend getting down and dirty, but, hey, we’re just having fun here, aren’t we? Don’t take anything seriously, and please consult with a doctor before having fun with these drugs. You may need their guidance in the face of uncertainty against the excitement you may endure. I’m going to list the 11 best drugs you can take when you’re bored. There may be a few additional ones listed at the bottom, but don’t worry about them … you’re always high.
1. Capsacin
Capsaicin is an active component of chili peppers, which are plants belonging to the genus Capsicum. It is a chemical irritant for mammals, including humans, and produces a sensation of burning in any tissue with which it comes into contact. Capsaicin and several related alkaloids are called capsaicinoids and are produced as secondary metabolites by chili peppers, probably as deterrents against certain mammals and fungi. Pure capsaicin is a hydrophobic, colorless, highly pungent, crystalline to waxy solid compound.
If you’re bored, and you need something to get you hot, chug some hot sauce. It’ll make you so wet and spicy that you’ll have to take your clothes off. Maybe you’ll even do a little dance and give a little love.
Yeah, I’m gonna pop a cap in your a** … or tongue. Why not? At least you get a buzz, right? Fight or flight? Yeah, well some people show the pain, and some people don’t have any pain at all. Why not give yourself a harmless addiction? Well, your colon may “think” differently later on after your tongue gave up the good fight earlier. Let the bliss of the endorphin rush excite you into an afternoon nap and lack of appetite. You deserve it, because why wouldn’t you at least get something after going through hell.
2. Nicotine (The 11 Best Drugs You Should Take When You’re Bored)
Nicotine is a stimulant drug that speeds up the messages travelling between the brain and body. It is the main psychoactive ingredient in tobacco products, and so this page will focus on the effects of nicotine when consumed by using tobacco. Tar and carbon monoxide (a toxic gas) are also released when tobacco is burned, such as when it’s smoked. Products such as cigarettes, cigars, pipe tobacco, chewing tobacco, and wet and dry snuff and the dried leaves from the tobacco plant all contain nicotine. Electronic cigarettes (also known as E cigarettes) do not contain dried tobacco leaves, but they may still contain nicotine.
Nicotine is a dangerous and highly addictive chemical. It can cause an increase in blood pressure, heart rate, flow of blood to the heart and a narrowing of the arteries (vessels that carry blood). Nicotine may also contribute to the hardening of the arterial walls, which in turn, may lead to a heart attack.
If you’re looking to get hooked on one of the worst… best drugs out there, then nicotine is your friend. If you’re a fan of “chasing the dragon,” you’ll enjoy this happy drug. Why not get little to no high just to keep getting bored of it every day, right? Who doesn’t enjoy waking up with shit-for-throat and getting that one good hit before it goes to shit. You’ll be huffin’ and puffin’ every few minutes once you get addicted to this one. Did I mention that coming off of it was anything but a b-i-t-c-h?
3. Caffeine (The 11 Best Drugs You Should Take When You’re Bored)
Caffeine is a central nervous system stimulant of the methylxanthine class. It is the world’s most widely consumed psychoactive drug. Unlike many other psychoactive substances, it is legal and unregulated in nearly all parts of the world. There are several known mechanisms of action to explain the effects of caffeine. The most prominent is that it reversibly blocks the action of adenosine on its receptors and consequently prevents the onset of drowsiness induced by adenosine. Caffeine also stimulates certain portions of the autonomic nervous system.
Caffeine acts as a central nervous system stimulant. When it reaches your brain, the most noticeable effect is alertness. You’ll feel more awake and less tired, so it’s a common ingredient in medications to treat or manage drowsiness, headaches, and migraines.
Make sure to enjoy your daily crash, because you’ll be having them every day… . They’re fun, and you can even fall asleep when you’re flying high on the damn drug… maybe. Anxiety? There’s no such thing. Nah, everyone, you can use that to test yourself, even if it ends with an ambulance showing up after you slid off the side of the road during a panic attack. Don’t drink past 6pm if you want to really dampen your day. Who doesn’t want to live high into the evening, screwing up their entire night? Hey, survival of the fittest, right?
4. Adderall/Meth
Amphetamines are psychostimulant drugs, which means they speed up the messages travelling between the brain and the body. Typically, these drugs block the re-uptake of dopamine, serotonin, and norepinephrine in the central nervous system. This allows for a massive amount of these chemicals to be released all at once, creating a euphoric high of reward anticipation. Some types of amphetamines are legally prescribed by doctors to treat conditions such as attention deficit hyperactivity disorder (ADHD) and narcolepsy (where a person has an uncontrollable urge to sleep). Amphetamines have also been used to treat Parkinson’s disease. Other types of amphetamines such as speed are produced and sold illegally. Amphetamines have been also been taken as performance enhancement drugs. The most potent form is crystal methamphetamine (ice).
Crystal methamphetamine (‘ice’, ice drug) is a stimulant drug, which means it speeds up the messages travelling between the brain and the body. It’s stronger, more addictive and therefore has more harmful side effects than the powder form of methamphetamine known as speed. Ice usually comes as small chunky clear crystals that look like ice. It can also come as white or brownish crystal-like powder with a strong smell and bitter taste.
If you want to stay up all night and ejaculate in your pants from “reward-seeking” excitement, give these stimulants a go. I wouldn’t mix it with alcohol unless you really want to wake up with someone you don’t want to wake up next to. They’ll even make you feel better and stay up longer than the next entry in this list. The crash is also highly exciting, with extreme anxiety, depression, and even paranoia keeping you guessing all night long. Don’t
5. Cocaine
Cocaine, also known as coke, is a strong stimulant made from coca leaves. It is most frequently used as a recreational drug. It is commonly snorted, inhaled as smoke, or dissolved and injected into a vein. Mental effects may include an intense feeling of happiness, sexual arousal, loss of contact with reality, or agitation. Physical symptoms may include a fast heart rate, sweating, and large pupils. High doses can result in very high blood pressure or body temperature. Effects begin within seconds to minutes of use and last between five and ninety minutes. Cocaine has a small number of accepted medical uses, such as numbing and decreasing bleeding during nasal surgery.
Cocaine is a stimulant drug, which means that it speeds up the messages travelling between the brain and the rest of the body. Coke comes from the leaves of the coca bush, which is native to South America. The leaf extract is processed to produce three different forms of cocaine.
Yeah, if you’re looking to lose a bunch of cash, be sure to get this great drug. Like I said, consult with your doctor so that when you get arrested for public intoxication, the doctor knows ahead of time why you have it in your system. Don’t worry, the cops and doctors won’t judge you. You will enjoy the rest of your crash in a paranoid hell next to a guy that can’t stay in his hospital bed.
6. Benzodiazepines/Anxiolytics
Benzodiazepines are a type of medication known as tranquilizers. Familiar names include Valium and Xanax. They are some of the most commonly prescribed medications in the United States. When people without prescriptions obtain and take these drugs for their sedating effects, use turns into abuse. It may be a horrible idea to take these with alcohol, but why not? Don’t you want a story to tell your friends in the hospital? Yeah, never mind the addictive potential and horrible withdrawals and side-effects. Yeah, who needs them…?
Sometimes called “benzos”, benzodiazepines are a class of psychoactive drugs whose core chemical structure is the fusion of a benzene ring and a diazepine ring. The first such drug, chlordiazepoxide (Librium), was discovered accidentally by Leo Sternbach in 1955, and made available in 1960 by Hoffmann-La Roche, which, since 1963, has also marketed the benzodiazepine diazepam (Valium). In 1977 benzodiazepines were globally the most prescribed medications. They are in the family of drugs commonly known as minor tranquilizers.
Benzodiazepines enhance the effect of the neurotransmittergamma-aminobutyric acid (GABA) at the GABAA receptor, resulting in sedative, hypnotic (sleep-inducing), anxiolytic (anti-anxiety), anticonvulsant, and muscle relaxant properties. High doses of many shorter-acting benzodiazepines may also cause anterograde amnesia and dissociation. These properties make benzodiazepines useful in treating anxiety, insomnia, agitation, seizures, muscle spasms, alcohol withdrawal and as a premedication for medical or dental procedures. Benzodiazepines are categorized as either short, intermediary, or long-acting. Short- and intermediate-acting benzodiazepines are preferred for the treatment of insomnia; longer-acting benzodiazepines are recommended for the treatment of anxiety.
7. Opioids (The 11 Best Drugs You Should Take When You’re Bored)
Opioids are a class of drugs that include the illegal drug heroin, synthetic opioids such as fentanyl, and pain relievers available legally by prescription, such as oxycodone (OxyContin), hydrocodone (Vicodin), codeine, morphine, and many others. All opioids are chemically related and interact with opioid receptors on nerve cells in the body and brain. Opioid pain relievers are generally safe when taken for a short time and as prescribed by a doctor, but because they produce euphoria in addition to pain relief, they can be misused (taken in a different way or in a larger quantity than prescribed, or taken without a doctor’s prescription). Regular use — even as prescribed by a doctor — can lead to dependence and, when misused, opioid pain relievers can lead to addiction, overdose incidents, and deaths.
Yeah, you’ve got to make sure that you don’t get struck with Fentanyl. I’m dead serious!
Yeah, you’ve got heroin, opium, prescription painkillers, and more! There are endless options for those looking to endure the great fun with this horrendous drug… plant. Don’t you want to partake? Like I said, be sure to doctor shop so that you get your dose. You may get caught, but just be sure to wear a hoodie; they won’t catch you this way. Get their permission to take “heroine,” because that’s their code word. You’ll be going in and out of disturbing dreams and overdosing left and right. It’s great fun, especially if you want the horror of having to come off the drug after ejaculating in your own pants after injecting the drug one too many times!
8. MDMA (The 11 Best Drugs You Should Take When You’re Bored)
(MDMA) is a synthetic drug that alters mood and perception (awareness of surrounding objects and conditions). It is chemically similar to both stimulants and hallucinogens, producing feelings of increased energy, pleasure, emotional warmth, and distorted sensory and time perception. The reason for this is because of the massive amounts of serotonin and dopamine this drug forces your central nervous system to produce. MDMA was initially popular in the nightclub scene and at all-night dance parties (“raves”), but the drug now affects a broader range of people who more commonly call the drug Ecstasy or Molly.
Molly is the powdered form of MDMA, also generally known as Ecstasy, and Ecstasy is the pill form of MDMA. All of them are generally interchangeable, but they all have exact definitions.
Yeah, grinding your teeth until you need to take a shit is always a good time. Vomiting and telling your friends your inner sexual secrets? Who cares! Count me in! You’ll never have a hangover like you will on this one, but unfortunately, you’ll have to leave this high with low expectations, considering you may actually feel good afterwards… sometimes.
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9. Alcohol
Alcohol, sometimes referred to by the chemical name ethanol, is a psychoactive drug that is the active ingredient in drinks such as beer, wine, and distilled spirits (hard liquor). It is one of the oldest and most common recreational substances, causing the characteristic effects of alcohol intoxication (“drunkenness”). Among other effects, alcohol produces happiness and euphoria, decreased anxiety, increased sociability, sedation, impairment of cognitive, memory, motor, and sensory function, and generalized depression of central nervous system function. Ethanol is only one of several types of alcohol, but it is the only type of alcohol that is found in alcoholic beverages or commonly used for recreational purposes; other alcohols such as methanol and isopropyl alcohol are significantly more toxic.
A mild, brief exposure to isopropanol, being only moderately more toxic than ethanol, is unlikely to cause any serious harm. Methanol, being profoundly more toxic than ethanol, is lethal in low doses.
Get “crunk” with your friends, staying up all night after re-dosing on this drug. The crash will be horrendous the next morning. The inevitable hangover will bring your delirium and joy as you smoke and eat it all away. Make sure you let a doctor know about your night full of crunk beforehand, allowing them to properly respond afterwards. Just remember that your nickname is not “Crunk the Skunk.”
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10. Psychedelics
Psychedelics are a subset of hallucinogenic drugs whose primary effect is to trigger non-ordinary states of consciousness (known as psychedelic experiences or “trips” ) via serotonin 2A receptor agonism. This causes specific psychological, visual and auditory changes, and often a substantially altered state of consciousness. The “Classical” psychedelics, the psychedelics with the largest scientific and cultural influence are mescaline, LSD, psilocybin, and DMT.
Most psychedelic drugs fall into one of the three families of chemical compounds: tryptamines, phenethylamines, or lysergamides. These chemicals all bind to serotonin 5-HT2A receptors, which modulate the activity of key circuits in the brain involved with sensory perception and cognition, however the exact nature of how psychedelics induce changes in perception and cognition via the 5-HT2A receptor is still unknown, although reduced default mode network activity is likely a primary mechanism of action. The psychedelic experience is often compared to non-ordinary forms of consciousness such as those experienced in meditation, mystical experiences, and near-death experiences. The phenomenon of ego dissolution is often described as a key feature of the psychedelic experience.
If you want to induce your inevitable schizophrenia, these drugs are a great way to get you involved with your inner self even faster. You may see a few colors here and there, but why get what the average person seems to get from psychedelics when you can get more. I want to lose my mind, don’t you?
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11. Cannabis
Cannabis, also known as marijuana among other names, is a psychoactive drug from the Cannabis plant used primarily for medical and recreational purposes. Tetrahydrocannabinol (THC) is the main psychoactive component of cannabis, which is one of the 483 known compounds in the plant, including at least 65 other cannabinoids, including cannabidiol (CBD). Cannabis can be used by smoking, vaporizing, within food, or as an extract.
Make sure not to smoke so much you get eaten by the space demons. They may even get you probed… . Trust me, it’s fun.
Cannabis has various mental and physical effects, which include euphoria, altered states of mind and sense of time, difficulty concentrating, impaired short-term memory and body movement, relaxation, and an increase in appetite. Onset of effects is felt within minutes when smoked, and about 30 to 60 minutes when cooked and eaten. The effects last for two to six hours, depending on the amount used. At high doses, mental effects can include anxiety, delusions (including ideas of reference), hallucinations, panic, paranoia, and psychosis.
Who needs a lucid state of mind? I know that I don’t. There are obviously no side-effects or withdrawal symptoms of weed, pot, marijuana or cannabis… . They’re all different drugs, right? Short-term memory loss? Nah, that’s not it… huh? Yeah, all the lingo — keefer, resin, wax, chips, blunts, pipes, joints, bong, moke, spliff, dabs, and hash — is so cool! Why not have fun getting stoned and fucked up. Getting high and drunk is a confused state everyone should experience at least once in their life.
There is a strong relation between cannabis use and the risk of psychosis, though the direction of causality is debated. Physical effects include increased heart rate, difficulty breathing, nausea, and behavioral problems in children whose mothers used cannabis during pregnancy; short-term side effects may also include dry mouth and red eyes. Long-term adverse effects may include addiction, decreased mental ability in those who started regular use as adolescents, chronic coughing, and susceptibility to respiratory infections.
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Honorable Mentions:
Sugars/Carbs: Yeah, you shouldn’t take these unless you want to take a nap and be hungry all day. Eating is a drug, so just eat, considering those hunger hormones kick in.
Fats: These will keep you full for a long time, but they may induce a strong sense of boredom in you.
Protein: If you want to gain muscle and be considered “anabolic,” be sure to “consider” these drugs. You obviously need 1000 grams of protein a day to get by and gain muscle.
Steroids: If you like small balls and big arms, be sure to give these a try. You’ll be able to retain water and see your veins from neck to cock.
Sarms: They’re just like the above, only they help with keeping your balls about average… .
Supplements: You know, those supplements. They help you with all sorts of things. Have fun getting better, or just get better… having fun will follow.
More…? Sleep… Zzz… .
Masturbation: Release the oxytocin!
Sex, drugs, and rock n’ roll: Make sure consent is given.
Exercise: Well, this one might be a challenge.
Antipsychotics: If you smoked too much weed and need to pick-me-up, then give these a try.
Antidepressants: Mixing these with SSRIs have been known to be a “bad” idea, but I wouldn’t listen to the professionals. We all wan to not be depressed, am I right?
Hormones: You know, testosterone, estrogen, insulin, etc. Just think about them, and realize you already have them in your body. If not, or you want more, just be sure to inject them safely into your oraf
Life: Life is the drug that keeps on taking away so it can keep on giving. Spin in a circle until you fall down, and you’ll understand my point.
Etc…: Must I go on…?
